Motherfucker! Wait, wait. LefsH.JusL“ Cock juggling... We can talk about what we're gonna... Jiminy! Fuck face! Okay, or you can hit that. Yeah,yeah,yeah. Fuck!Fuck! No, no. All right. Hey! Fuck!Fuck!
Deadpool
10.2s
Whoa! Whoa! Relax. Relax. Okay. Okay. I think that's a good start. Oh, I'm gonna rip his motherfucking... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Wait. Find it! Find it. What? I'm gonna get angry. Okay. All right.
Deadpool
1.7s
Up, up, Up.
Deadpool
6.2s
Jesus Christ. It's like I made you in a computer. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) Mmm.
Deadpool
4.1s
This had been the ultimate commercial break. (TOILET FLUSHING) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
3s
Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
Deadpool
1.8s
I love you, Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
1.3s
WADE: Here's the thing.
Deadpool
1.4s
You're clowning.
Deadpool
2.3s
Yes! (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
I sense clowns.
Deadpool
12.8s
FRANCIS: Well, hello, gorgeous. WADE: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei. Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis? Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface. Please, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal.
Deadpool
4.1s
I'm actually quite jealous. Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?
Deadpool
3.9s
WADE: Uh... This is my most prized possession.
Deadpool
1.6s
Sounds like you do. (COINS JINGLING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(CHUCKLES SLOWLY)
Deadpool
9.3s
Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink. You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
