WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Deadpool
7.9s
You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him. I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...
Deadpool
4s
What's my name? Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
Deadpool
2.4s
WADE; Wh00! Superhero landing!
Deadpool
3.2s
I mean, that's why I brought her?
Deadpool
1.4s
(PHONE RINGING)
Deadpool
2.1s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
12.5s
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
Deadpool
6s
I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
6.9s
Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
