And by dance, I mean... let's try to kill each other.
Deadpool
1.7s
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
23.8s
And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!
Deadpool
4s
See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain...
Deadpool
3.7s
COLOSSUS: Come on, Wade. Language. Young one is present.
Deadpool
5s
What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!
Deadpool
3.2s
Oh, shit! I forgot my ammo bag.
Deadpool
2.4s
We'd appreciate your patience.
Deadpool
1.3s
They won't disappoint.
Deadpool
1.4s
Are you sure?
Deadpool
1.2s
Yeah.
Deadpool
16.4s
Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
Deadpool
14s
Fuck it. I got this. 9,10,11,12 bullets, or bust. Right here! (GRUNTS) (TIRES SCREECHING) That's, uh, $27.50. LH.lnever carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
Deadpool
8.7s
Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
5.2s
Oh. But, uh, how about a crisp high five? Okay. Merry Christmas.
