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You're a 60 year old man, and it's a Tuesday. Rule number one. Any woman that dresses up to comes out on a Tuesday night, is my kind of woman. How you think I met your mom? Okay, that's that's enough with the rules. You know what? I'm out of here. Excuse me, gentlemen. These are courtesy of those two ladies.
Shaft
27.4s
Who-ho! Rule number two. Never turn down free drinks from a beautiful lady. Hey, Shaft! Looking good. Yeah, when are you gonna let us give you the two-for-one special? Mm? Who's your friend? Oh, ladies. This is my son, Junior. - Oh, my God, you have a son? - Look, I always get y'all mixed up. - Baby. - And Sugar. - Sugar! - Come here. Oh, okay. Come on, now. Wait, those can't be your real names. I bet there is nothing junior about this Shaft.
Shaft
23.1s
This is the fucking problem. You don't show me no fucking respect, and you don't listen. I say the same shit to you over and over and over and over again, like I'm a motherfuking tape recorder. Not to mention the fact that my apartment smells like a fucking cow barn, because of all your fucking leather jackets. And what is this, huh? You're a grown ass man. Open a fucking checking account. Your name is Shaft, not Chase. Nigga, I'm not gonna keep dealing with this shit.
Shaft