- Okay. - Thank you for having us aboard, sir. Yeah. Hey, really nice. It's my father's boat. Oh, well, her father, uh, let me use his lawnmower one time, - so I know how that goes. - Yeah.
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And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.
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- Great to meet you. You're terrific. - Nice to meet you. Pleasure. I'm sorry you had to see that. - Actually, I started to like you. - She deserved that. - Very good. You came on strong. - She is not nice. You're hurt. Charles. So glad you could make it.
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That's... This is incr... I'm a massive fan of yours! - Like, number one! - Oh. - This isn't... - I know. It's incredible. I am Nick Spitz. This is my wife, Allison. - I can't believe... - Aud... Audrey. I'm Audrey. - I said Audrey! - No, you didn't. Allison is the character she played in the... Remember the one? We watched it together. Where it's a beautiful lady, it turns out she's a robot? - And there's the bra... - She's the robot! - There's guns coming out of your bra. - Yes! Sex Machina. My breakout role. So good. Look at this, right in front of us! I feel like I got kicked in the belly right now! - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. - I lost my wind!
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Audrey is lactose intolerant. - She also burps in her sleep. - What? I just thought 'cause we are discussing each other's flaws right now, you wanted to put it on the table. I'm sorry I... Listen, I didn't think that was a sensitive subject... It's not a sensitive subject, I just don't like you telling - everybody we meet. - I'm sorry I brought it up. Never mind.
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- Whoa. - Oh, my gosh. Look at this. - Look at this crazy. - Wow. Babe. Well, this room is as nice as the way you look. - You look stunning. - Thank you, honey. That's so sweet.
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I don't know what else he's expecting her to say to him. She's saying he's a cad...
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...and he's saying she's a tramp, and they're both right.
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Grace Ballard.
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What do you do, Nick? - I am... - Nick's a detective. Tight! You ever wet up anyone? - What's that? - Yeah, you know, like drill, bust a cap, waste. You're like... - He's funny. No, never shot anybody. - No! God! Which is a good thing. Nick is... Well, it's just that you're a terrible shot. He's a terrible shot. He barely got out of the academy because he couldn't even meet, like, his minimum marksmanship skills.
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Yo-ho-ho! That was very hilarious. Ah! With all the bowin' and shit. You know, when a brown person bows, white people bow back, innit? - Up high. How about... - I'm sorry. He's giving you... Respect! - That was very good. Very funny. - That was a joke. Audrey has a question she'd like to ask you.
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Can I ask you a question? What exactly... is a maharajah? Why don't you ask him yourself? No. Vik, I have some guests I'd like you to meet. Nick and Audrey Spitz, I present the exalted Maharajah Vikram Shivan Govindan of Mumbai. - Oh, my gosh. It's so... - Hey.
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Let me hear it. Oh. We were actually wondering, what exactly is a maharajah? How do you... Do you have to go to a school for that? Yeah, I was born into the game. - Oh, you're born into it. - Okay, born into it.
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And that's Sergei Radjenko, former Spetsnaz, and his bodyguard.
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Whoa! The hand! There's a hand. It's not on his body anymore.