You're getting $170 million? Yeah. It's chump change for a guy like that. Once he's got Olga... ...he can control the black market in the U.S., Russia and the Middle East.
The In-Laws
19.6s
Answer to all of the above: fear of intimacy. - Judy. - You're heading for a crash, Steve Tobias. Into a mountain called self-awareness. You have been running away from yourself your whole life. No, I've been running away from you! Because I'm the only one that's got your number!
The In-Laws
15.7s
One little thing I almost forgot. I've been known to travel with some dangerous types... ...so he might think that you're an arms dealer or a deadly assassin. - So you just play along with it, okay? - What? Just play along at being a deadly-- Silent, but deadly.
The In-Laws
9.3s
Yeah, could I do this alone? You're not centered. Would you mind? It's too close for me. I have a shy bladder.
The In-Laws
17.9s
Mr. Xerox. Well, a great supply of copiers you have here. I like the one shaped like a rocket launcher. Does it collate? Is that a fanny pack? - It's cute, isn't it? - It's adorable. Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I'm a doctor, something you know nothing about. I'm riveted. Go on.
The In-Laws
3s
I have learned how to forgive.
The In-Laws
3.2s
Mom, can you come here for a minute?
The In-Laws
3.3s
I'm gonna go salvage what's left of my personal life.
The In-Laws
1.6s
Yeah, I did. I fell in.
The In-Laws
12.2s
- I don't believe anything you're saying. - It's better that way. The one thing you should know is that we are the good guys. Okay. Look, I didn't see anything. I'll never tell a soul. - So take me home and I'm done. - We'll talk about it on the plane.
The In-Laws
2.2s
She hit me!
The In-Laws
4.6s
I have a phone in here and a pager... ...and some Lorna Doones, in case I get hungry.
The In-Laws
5.8s
And I also have a personal attack alarm... ...and if you come near me again, I'm gonna use it!
The In-Laws
6.9s
The international operator. Hurry, hurry, hurry! Could you hold, please? Excuse me!
The In-Laws
16.6s
Let me tell you about this guy we're gonna see. His name is Jean-Pierre Thibodoux. Now, he is a smuggler of the worst kind. But not to worry, all right? We're just going in and out. Gotta pick up $170 million. Hopefully broker a deal where I can bust both the buyer and seller, put them in jail.
The In-Laws
2.9s
You're really gonna have to work on your listening skills.
The In-Laws
13.7s
Did you like it? What is wrong with you? Something's really wrong. So just tell me what you are. A smuggler? A pimp? You deal in Russian runaways? Yeah, we're all those things and more. We are deep undercover.
