Some doctors like to operate... ...but I believe in exhausting all non-surgical techniques first. This gentleman, however, will need surgery. - What? - I'm sorry. That's my fault. I should've told you that privately. It slipped out. It's not a big deal. At worst, you'd lose a toe. - Oh, my God. - It rarely happens.
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Listen, while I got you here... ...I wanted to tell you I'm so sorry I had to drag you through all this. All right, there's a car!
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This isn't funny. There's a girl!
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- Is that a fanny pack? - Yes.
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All right, slow down!
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Okay, wait a minute!
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What's so funny?
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You took my picture? Jerome Allen Peyser, 200 Rector Place. Subject was apprehended in possession of 9.4 milliliters of fissile nuclear waste.
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- An arms dealer and a smart-ass. - Arms dealer? - What happened to pimp? - Fine. You're a pimp. - No, I'm nothing! It's him! - Who?
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- Fissile what? - Yeah, right. Next you'll tell me you've never heard of Olga. The 20-year-old runaway.
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That's the guy who I got it from! The homeless guy? Great.
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- Nobody is who they are. - Sounds like you're tripping on drugs, pal.
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The meter maid is the hostess!
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Hi, there.
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Hey, Jer.
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We're on a plane! Yes, we are. And you're doing quite well, I might add. I'm making myself an omelet. You hungry? I feel sick. How did that stuff work out that I put in your drink? Gives you a hell of a kick.
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This one, I think, belongs to Barbra Streisand. - What kind of omelet fillings you want? - You stole Barbra Streisand's plane? I borrowed it. It's not like we're going to the Bahamas or anything. I mean, this is official business.
