That's not me. This is the machine. The machine's... The machine's broken. lt must've run out of ink. Or...
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Hey, Clay... You told me you had a two-drink limit.
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No, no, no. This is not... That's not me.
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Clay, l never... Hey.
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Clay.
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Clay.
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And good luck trying to be Mr. Fun Guy when you have to fire all these people. l'll see you in New York. Wait, what? Did your little friend not tell you? He's coming to work for me. Yeah, right. l never said yes to that job. l don't recall you ever saying no.
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You're not? l mean, l was mad when Dad gave you this branch just as a reward for taking six years to graduate with a degree in... What is it? Canadian television theory with concentration in Drake.
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So you didn't get a contract with Walter Davis because he didn't have a contract to give. Carol, before you get mad, here's the thing... He wanted to work with us. -So... -Clay. Clay! Yeah? l'm not mad.
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Yeah. He got fired at the close of business today. He told me, like, two hours ago. They shipped his whole branch overseas. What? l confirmed it with my HR Facebook group.
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Hey, Walter. You were like an eagle up there. You were free. You did it. Did we win?
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Excuse me. Just to clarify, because l'm detail-oriented.
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And they know everything.
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So close.
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-Hey, what's this? -My final bill's in there. -ls it? -Also my holiday card. The wife had me and the kids dress up like members of One Direction. Pretty fun.
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Yes, Mom, it is all done. l am divorced.
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For now.
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Yeah. Well, l actually thought it was gonna be worse, so... l see you, bitch! Bitch, l see you! Your office was locked, right? Yeah, of course.
