This week has been a scheduling nightmare! My iCal crashed, and now all my appointments are set in 201 9. And in Hebrew. lt's a flawed program. l've been saying this for years. -Shut up. -Shit.
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Hey! What the hell? l hired you to pretend to be my girlfriend, then you go and give all my co-workers hand jobs? You hired me to impress your co-workers, and he was pretty impressed. -Listen, l want my money back. -Well... l'm sorry, what was that? l couldn't hear you over my gun. l... l want my money back. l'm sorry. Customer services are not available right now, but perhaps l can address your grievance.
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Carol! Listen. Clay has gone to get wasted with a psychopath, and he's got $300,000 strapped to his chest.
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Got it right here. Hi. Nate.
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Hey, Santa! Wanna party?
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Your mother's never coming back. Merry Christmas!
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What about the Jews for Jesus? -What about Scientologists? -Yeah. Mysticism. What about Shintoism? Satanism. Right. What about something for the Satanists? Jeremy, come on. l... l admire the stand that you're taking, but let's schedule the protest rally for after the workday, shall we? And, Mary, let's let it slide.
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This is so funny. Do that thing where you pull his asshole through his face. Don't please. Shit! Santa's gonna get fucked up tonight! Who wants to party with Santa?
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-No, l commissioned it. -That's more expensive. Yeah, but worth it. l think it's a great new addition. l'd love to talk about Data City, the pitch this afternoon... l think it's super important. lt is really important, but we've got kind of a crisis.
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And l didn't get mono!
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We're clear?
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You're not? l mean, l was mad when Dad gave you this branch just as a reward for taking six years to graduate with a degree in... What is it? Canadian television theory with concentration in Drake.
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That's not me. This is the machine. The machine's... The machine's broken. lt must've run out of ink. Or...
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Hey, Walter. You were like an eagle up there. You were free. You did it. Did we win?
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He used all of his inheritance. lt's a hard word to say. To keep this branch afloat with his in-her-i-tance.
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Okay, Larry, l know how a hand job works. l had no idea you guys were together. Wait, what are you talking about? So Becca gave Larry a hand job in the men's room.
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Andrew from the copy room told me that he had mono. And l said that l wanted to get mono because l wanted to take a month off from work. And l kissed him deeply.
