This week has been a scheduling nightmare! My iCal crashed, and now all my appointments are set in 201 9. And in Hebrew. lt's a flawed program. l've been saying this for years. -Shut up. -Shit.
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Hey! What the hell? l hired you to pretend to be my girlfriend, then you go and give all my co-workers hand jobs? You hired me to impress your co-workers, and he was pretty impressed. -Listen, l want my money back. -Well... l'm sorry, what was that? l couldn't hear you over my gun. l... l want my money back. l'm sorry. Customer services are not available right now, but perhaps l can address your grievance.
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Carol! Listen. Clay has gone to get wasted with a psychopath, and he's got $300,000 strapped to his chest.
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These are the terms we agreed to. The alimony, the house. Sorry. Don't worry about it. lt's only money. lt is only all of the money.
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Carla! -Wassup? -Morning. l Tased as many as l could, but...
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Put your pants on.
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Damn it. All right.
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You know what? Let's start with a drink. Come on. Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay, you want a drink with Walter?
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Yeah. He got fired at the close of business today. He told me, like, two hours ago. They shipped his whole branch overseas. What? l confirmed it with my HR Facebook group.
