You gonna get a back tattoo and some skinny jeans? Funds are a little tight, but... lt feels good to be free.
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Chief technical officer, lead systems engineer. Yeah, well, l'm the only one who knows how to hack the security panel, so suck my dick. Nice. Okay. What are you working on? lt's too complicated to explain.
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Great. That was fast.
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Hey, it's a couple days before Christmas. Let's just try to keep it positive till then, okay? -We're totally positive. -No, we're all about... Totally positive that he is full of shit.
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You got to stop. When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! And when she says H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! Yeah!
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Make some noise!
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Well, how long have you been figuring?
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With the bidding wars and the strict time limit and... -Yeah, that wasn't fun. -l know. Hi! My pain is at a 9 or a 1 0 or 1 1 . Whatever on the chart, the... That face? So can l get some Dilaudid in another one of those little gelatin cups? You can't buy those. l looked it up.
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What is that, subroutine for duplex compression? Don't tell me that's what l think it is. This is the future of Zenotek.
Office Christmas Party
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Did you eat my Cinnabon?
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The lnternet's back up.
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Oh, my God! She did it. She did it! Shut the fuck door! l gotta tell you, l was always like, "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," and she was like, "Words, words, words and some numbers." But she did it. Oh, my God. Wait. So, this means everybody gets to keep theirjobs? -Everybody gets to keep theirjobs. -Yes!
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That's a theory. You want to peg the company to a theory?
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No, it's not gonna suck, because it's canceled. What? All branch Christmas parties are canceled. lt's a waste of money! Come on. What are you guys not getting? All right, it's canceled. lt's not.
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Hey! lt's canceled, Clay! The thing is not happening at all. l'm not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that! Hey, idiot, l'm looking right at you. l saw that! You whispered to the farty cheese lady. Well... Don't make me pull rank, Clay. lt is canceled.
