It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
7.9s
-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6s
[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4s
[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.8s
-Do not defy our protocol. -[shrieks]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.9s
[laughs] You knucklehead. [all laughing] [laughing robotically]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.8s
[beeping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.7s
[melancholy music playing] You're right, Pal. They're… [sighs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
Besides, I had bigger plans.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
What? Oh, my eyes!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.3s
What's happening?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.1s
[exhales]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.9s
Or lady nerd. What? No. Who… who would want that? [chuckles nervously] That's crazy. -[gasps] I can't breathe. -[laughs]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13.5s
Well, what happens when one leaves the pack and… and, um… Aw, dude, don't worry. You'll make new friends. And maybe you can meet another smart, charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
33.5s
Do you really think I'll be okay without you? I know you will. -Raptor bash. -[both snarl, chuckle] And, hey, I made something for you guys. Oh, hon. That looks so cute. -[mouse clicks] -Ugh. Skip. Skip. Ah, come on. You got schmutz all over the screen. -Howdy. -I know, but you're just smearing it. I'm Mark Bowman, founder and CEO of Pal Labs. Oh, new Pal announcement. You better update the editing software, man. We here at Pal like to do the impossible, from the Pal personal assistant to smart appliances to even teaching dogs how to talk. [pained voice] Hello. I am dog.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
27.2s
[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
6.8s
Your cell phone is about to take its first steps. -Whoa. -Is this real or… -[door opens] -Yeah, hold on. [chuckles] Hey, gang.