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1m18s
Hey. ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ And never let me fall Yeah, yeah ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ Through it all ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ I'm everything I am - Damn! - ♪ Because you loved me?
Dirty Grandpa
1m31s
Well? How do I look? Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention. - What? - What? We're gonna write in the first hole, it's an easy par-4. - No, no, no, no. Hey... - Jump in. - This is against the rules, Grandpa. - Fuck the rules. Jump in. Come on. Not to mention, a breach in golf etiquette. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep! - Whoa! Hey! - Out of my way, butt-fuckers! Really? What are you doing? We gotta get this guy to his butt-fucking convention. What are you trying to do, man? What was that all about? Hey. Now there's a million-dollar swing! I'm sorry! Um... You can go in front of us if you want to. We are not very good. No, it's a good cut, you're just not bending your knees enough. I'm a licensed golf pro. You mind if I show you? Yes, please. Maybe bend over a little bit... Here. That feels about right, doesn't it? Hands on my shaft... The shaft. Let me just get my finger in there. One, two, three... Oh! Oh, my God! Did you see that? Thank you! How long have you been teaching golf? Ever since I retired from being an astronaut. It's nice to see some heavenly bodies around here too. Hey, Grandpa, don't you think we should probably start golfing soon... - What the fuck? - Wanna be a lamb and get that for me? - Did he just call you "Grandpa"? - Who, Pepe? He's a retard. Got it pretty bad, too. He thinks I'm his grandpa. He usually sits at home just drawing dolphins all day. We used to let him out on his own, but the raping got so bad that we just...
Dirty Grandpa