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Don't touch that, it's from Laser Tag. Sorry. - They're good people. I swear. - Let me see that. Where are you going with these "good people"? We're heading out to the coast to, um, charter a boat for the year. - For the year? - Yeah. To do what? We're documenting the effects of climate change out on the ocean.

Dirty Grandpa

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"De Oppresso Liber." It's written on your knife too. What does that mean? Hey, lights out after 12:00, boys. I better not catch you swimming across the lake to the girls' camp, okay? - Night. - Good night.

Dirty Grandpa

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Seems to me like you're running from something. Come on, haven't you had to make sacrifices to get where you are as a photographer? I mean, yeah, but... That's different.

Dirty Grandpa

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You know, maybe I'll find something to do with Shadia tomorrow and give you and Lenore a little more alone time.

Dirty Grandpa

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Aren't you supposed to graduate next weekend? Yeah.

Dirty Grandpa

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- Night. - Night.

Dirty Grandpa

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See?

Dirty Grandpa

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It's not fair to just keep Shadia in the dark like this. Since we started this, it's just been one big lie. She has no idea who I am. I have to tell her the truth. Well, maybe telling her tonight is a little abrupt. The most important part of a relationship is trust. - That's right. - And I'm going to start now. Or you can just wait till I have sex with Lenore tonight, then you can tell Shadia everything. - No. I'm just lying. - Jason, I'm your grandfather! You wait till I fuck that college girl! - I'm telling her now. - Jason... Jason! Jason!

Dirty Grandpa

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It's too bad Lenore barfed all over herself tonight. I definitely could have had sex with her. Yup. I probably could have still had sex if she just threw up on her front, but she somehow got it all over her back, and I would have felt bad. Well, chivalry isn't dead. I like the way you took that haymaker tonight. Sometimes you just gotta take that punch up front, you know? Then things get easier in the long run.

Dirty Grandpa

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Well, when you get married, it's for a long fucking time. And it's hard. So it damn well better be with a woman who keeps things interesting. You know your grandmother, she tried to grow her own pot plant once?

Dirty Grandpa

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Sweet. I miss having someone to share everything with.

Dirty Grandpa

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- Really? - Yeah, she just wanted to see if she could do it.

Dirty Grandpa

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She was always surprising me like that.

Dirty Grandpa

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We also tried anal once every five years.

Dirty Grandpa

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Get out of here before I use my other arm.

Dirty Grandpa

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I had some of this left over from my time in the Middle East. You throw some of this shit around, you can really get away with anything. - Have some. - You're smoking grass now? Jesus, this is a gateway drug, Grandpa. Yeah, well, you just opened the gateway to being a pussy. - Take some. - Yo, D. Let's fucking bounce! - Let's fucking bounce! - Where?

Dirty Grandpa

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What the fuck is going on? I thought these guys wanted to kill you! Lebanese Red.

Dirty Grandpa

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♪ And everything is all right ♪ I got a beep from Kim And she can fuck all night ♪ Called up the homies and I'm asking y'all ♪ Which park are y'all playing basketball? ♪ Get me on the court and I'm trouble ♪ Last week fucked around And got a triple double Can I say it? Can I say it? No! No, no. - Say it! - Say that shit! ♪ Freaking niggas every way like MJ ♪ I can't believe today was a good day? I'm totally gonna fuck him tonight. Can I watch? 'Cause I kind of want to fuck him too now.

Dirty Grandpa