What is it? Oh, it's, uh... Just another wedding present. I hope it's that new big dipping spoon from Williams-Sonoma.
Dirty Grandpa
2s
Hey, Griz...
Dirty Grandpa
6.7s
- I hate photos of myself. - Why? You look beautiful.
Dirty Grandpa
2.1s
Okay.
Dirty Grandpa
2.9s
Sting? You're stung!
Dirty Grandpa
2.1s
I'm gonna live forever!
Dirty Grandpa
5s
Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses. "I'm trying to find my glasses. I can't see.
Dirty Grandpa
7s
You sure I should be driving with this, Grandpa? Don't worry, if you spill it, this giant tampon we're driving in should soak it up.
Dirty Grandpa
2.5s
- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
But I'll be okay.
Dirty Grandpa
12.5s
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Go! Go! Chug!
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
I think I'm gonna call off my wedding.
Dirty Grandpa
2.1s
I just smoked crack!
Dirty Grandpa
2.2s
And you're my uncle.
Dirty Grandpa
1m18s
Hey. ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ And never let me fall Yeah, yeah ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ Through it all ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ I'm everything I am - Damn! - ♪ Because you loved me?
Dirty Grandpa
8.4s
- Look at that. - Holy shit! - It's a good dick. - Oh, my God! Put that away. - It's our dick. - Yeah. I'm just relieved it's not his dick.
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
You can't get into it anyway because you don't know my code. Looks like your grandpa remembered your birthday! - What? Give me that! - We're going to fucking Daytona.
