The darkest part of my mind is reserved to The Beast. We could tell you a thing or two about The Beast. You should pray that you never have to see The Beast. This one is called The Beast. And I said, 'Get you hands off my balls, Beast!' He may have told you some stories about his great battle with The Beast. Yeah, oh, 'I fought The Beast on a cliff.' Oh... 'I fought The Beast in a swamp.' 'One time I fought The Beast in the toilets of a night club.' Difficult battle. I hope you never see The Beast.
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You can't go to the the ball as Blade. He's a vampire hunter. Yeah, but vampires love Wesley Snipes. No, it's inappropriate. Okay, Vlad? The Green Jaunters, or the black leather with the dragon belt? - Just wear the pants you want to wear... - We're having a mild crisis here. - which pants do you want to wear? Just look at the pants Vlad! Turn around & look at the pants! They're just pants! - Shit, man! - Holy shit!
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Oh, you look terrible. The black pants. Thank you. Get dressed! I don't know if I feel up to it, really. You don't look that great but if you eat someone on the way... and rejuvenate a little bit? - You could probably wear a mask or something. Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! What are you biding on?
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We, we tend often, you know... without giving into that kind of... stuff which I'm really sick of that but you know... It just that, it's harder for us to chase... chase people down. Can I, Can I introduce um... - Gary...Gary and Alisha. - Hi, how are you? Hi. - Hi. - Less groaning, less groaning guys.
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I'm bidding on a table. - Are you coming or not? - Not. I'm gonna go change. We're leaving in 10 minutes. Have a good time!
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... has... ... just had a reaction to the information that the guest of honor will be... ... um... The Beast.
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For your crimes...
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Vladislav...
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It's great.
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The Beast.
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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Who is it? Show me.
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- Oh, yeah, where is it? - Where's the location? Cathedral of Despair. And the guest of honor will be...
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The location...
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Vampires don't like nuns. Of course the big deal of The Unholy Masquerade is that every year they announce the guest of honor. And...um... I don't know if I should be saying this but...