- How are you feeling, young man? - How are you doing? - I'm okay. - Laurent is a special man. Aren't you? We're gonna go to dinner once you get out of the hospital. Ah! Paris weaves its spell once again. Feel better. - All right. - [Vik] Should we tell them? - Yes! [laughs] - Okay, guys. We decided to elope. - That is the smart choice, always. - That's amazing. Good for you guys. Yeah, no family, but, um, I owe you guys my life. Oh, we're just happy you're both okay. And really, honestly, thank you for giving us an adventure... Yes. ...we are never going to forget. - Oh. - Yep. - I guess we're even then. Peace out. - Peace out!
Murder Mystery 2
2.4s
Baby! Oh! I love you!
Murder Mystery 2
4.3s
No! ["Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" by Sheila playing]
Murder Mystery 2
1.5s
[Nick strains]
Murder Mystery 2
4.9s
My God! It's a French gun! [Audrey] Honey! - No. - What?
Murder Mystery 2
4.8s
- What are you doing? - [Nick] Oh God. Here, take this. I'm gonna shoot out the window.
Murder Mystery 2
1.1s
God!
Murder Mystery 2
5.2s
[Audrey] What? Triple cross. [chuckles, groans]
Murder Mystery 2
57.2s
Wha-- What? I mean, you did it, but it was because of me. I keep my Ambien in the Advil bottle that you use, and I... I just get so stressed out. I'm sorry. It was all me. Don't apologize. I'm the one who needs to apologize. I have been criticizing you so much. I feel terrible. - I'm sorry. - No. It doesn't matter. Your billboards and dental floss business cards-- - Dental floss business cards. - [Audrey] I know, and I didn't think... - It's not that it was a bad idea-- - The razor thing on the card! I can use it to cut the tape! I got one in my pocket! - Where? - Right here in the back pocket. [Audrey] Oh! Hold on. Hold on! Hold on! I'm trying to find it. [Nick] Help me. Help me. Get it. Get it. Get it. Reach. - Reach down. Down. Please, God. - [Audrey] Got it. I got it! Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Are we good? Are we cutting this? - Is it working? - I think it's working. [Audrey] Oh my God! I love you, dental floss business cards. I love you so much. Oh, please, please, please. Yes! Yes! Yes! Get the feet. - I got it! - [Nick] Come on! Come on! Go! Go!
Murder Mystery 2
33.7s
Oh my God. We are so getting blamed for both those assholes being dead. [Nick] Let's go! - We gotta hop out of here! - Okay! - Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Together! - [Audrey yelps] - Oh my God! - Go, go, go! Back, back, back! To the window! To the window! Go, go! Back, back, back! - [Audrey] Oh shit! - [groans] - [Audrey] Jesus! - Are you okay? - [Audrey] Are you okay? - [Nick] You gotta roll away. - [Audrey groans] - No! That way! [Audrey groans] Oh my God, you're so big! That's what you said on our honeymoon, but like then, we gotta keep trying. [both groaning] Oh my God, honey! I don't even know where we're rolling to, honey! - [Nick] I don't know! - [Audrey] Oh my God!
I looked into it. They're not very expensive. - How much are we talking? - Twenty, thirty K. That's it? Jeez, maybe I should get something like that. You're gonna have to lose an arm for that. I wasn't talking about for the arm. [chuckles]
Murder Mystery 2
1.2s
[song ends]
Murder Mystery 2
8.4s
Or maybe the Colonel needed enough money to afford himself a bionic arm.