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Marcus. Marcus, wait. Wait, baby. Baby, why didn't you just tell me you slept with Kyla? [sighs] I don't know, okay. Everything was just so weird. And like you said, we were all so drunk. It's no excuse, but it's not like you were rushing to tell me you slept with her too. -But I didn't sleep with her. -But you thought you did. -Yeah, 'cause she was on top of me. -No. We were on top of you. You were not involved. -[Kyla] Almost. -What are we doing? [Kyla] You okay? That was scary, right? Now… What the hell?
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Ah. You know, a lot of people have issues with three-star hotels, but they are just as good as five-star hotels. Yeah, after three, it's, like, too much, you know? [typing] And there you have it. One-star hotel with a great room at the Airport Best Western. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, according to this, sir, it is the best Western in the area. Let me tell you something, okay? I had an itinerary planned. We was gonna go whale watching, we was gonna go tequila tasting. -I booked a dinner at sunset on the beach! -[man] Maurillio! -Where is that son of a bitch? -[woman] Yes! Maurillio! My amigo. Thank you so much for that Jet Ski hookup. Man, we felt some killer waves on the second break. -Oh, my gosh. Then we got high as shit. -We did. So we literally had to jump off and go body surfing. Yeah, but we turned around and the Jet Ski was gone. But don't freak out because I actually took a photo of exactly where we left it. You are gonna have no problem finding it. [man] She's the brains. Okay, okay. Thank you, señora. You're welcome. [giggles] Excuse me, lady with the phone in the goddamn sandwich bag. Hi. How are you guys? Were you guys having a conversation? 'Cause you assumed that Maurillio wasn't already talking to somebody. You just walk your happy ass in here and cut me off. Now, look. I don't mean to snap. It's a lot going on right now. -I'm a little stressed out. -It's okay. I just wanna holler at him real quick. Can I do that? -Yeah. You enjoy your day. -Thank you. Enjoy this gorgeous weather. [laughs]
Vacation Friends