Most potent magic mushroom on Earth. You eat one of these babies, not only will you talk to God, you'll find a rent-controlled apartment and move in together. -I ate it. -What?
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-[music stops] -[horse whinnies]
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-Excuse me? -[Marcus] You're a clown.
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As far as I'm concerned, we got married in a Mexican cave.
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Baby, is she sleeping with her eyes open?
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Goddamn, I need a tequila. You want one? I'm pouring. -Chilled or straight up? -Yeah, I'll take a tequila. Nice. Just, uh, keep an eye out for the rocks. Yeah, I'll take it on the rocks too. Thank you.
Now, look. Whenever we off-load materials on the site, what we do is, we log on here and put it on this spreadsheet. This is the way we keep tabs with the inventory. Yeah, but why can't we just write it in the book like we used to? The problem is, I can't log on to a book when I'm in Atlanta, right? I need to be on the cloud so I can see what you clowns are doing. It's almost like you don't trust us. It's almost like I don't trust y'all anymore? [chuckles] Guess what? I do trust y'all, to screw shit up. That's why I'm only gone for a week. Oh, I can fuck a lot of shit up in a week. I 100% believe that. You s-- Yo, Marcus. Fred and Enzo are fighting again. What? [groans] Damn it.
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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And it's yours. [chuckling] Yeah, it's mine.
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[footsteps departing]
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[Latin music playing]
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-A surprise? -[Maurillio] Hmm. I don't know. Let's find out. -Hmm. -Okay. [giggles] [Maurillio] Now, Emily, I want you to know something. This man right here, he loves you very, very much. Yes, he does. [giggles] But how do you know that? Let's just say I have a feeling.
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Yeah. Marcus, there he is. [Latin music continues]
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Yeah, Daddy. The flight was fine. Yeah, I'm here with Marcus.
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[phone rings] Front desk. Can you connect me with Maurillio?
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[horn honking] All right, baby. So, what color do you want for your beach umbrella? I picked indigo. Shit, I don't even know what indigo is. Also, look. Do you want a girl or a guy for our couples massage? Ooh. I don't actually think I want a couples massage with you. Why not? Well, baby, because you're always moaning and groaning and saying stuff like, "Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there. Ooh, yeah. Don't stop." [sighs] Yeah. I be into it, man. When they touching the right spot, can't help but let 'em know how good it is. The masseuse likes that. And plus, I have so much tension, baby. Maybe you wouldn't have so much tension if you weren't always on your phone. Baby, I'm working on four projects at the same time. We gotta use different builders all across the city. You know-- -But you know what? You're right. -Hmm. I'ma put this away, and no more phones for the rest of this vacation. -[cell phone rings] -Oh, hold up.