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1m3s
[sniffles] I'm so sorry. I just can't breathe right now. -[Emily's mother] Oh! -[Kyla] Brooke. Sweetheart, it's okay. What's wrong? Back when we were dating, Darren was so sweet. No, he wasn't. [Brooke] A little. He was a little sweet. Well, what did Darren do to you, sweetheart? He's super mean to me all the time. He says mean things. Sweetie, what do you do about it? -Kyla. -What? No, I'm serious. -What do you mean? I-- -Okay, guys. Here's the thing. I dated a lot of shitheads before I met Ron, love of my life. They were just like Darren. These are the kind of guys that are like-- They think they're the alpha, but deep down, -they know they're just a little bitch. -Okay, Kyla… Next time Darren steps out of line, you pop him in the balls. Who are you? -You can do it very nicely. -This person is insane. I have a couple restraining orders. It's not that big of a deal. -[muttering] -This is a criminal. This is a criminal. -Can I talk to you for a second? -Yeah. Let's go chat. Are you sure you wanna leave them? Because we have our massages in two minutes, -and we're getting so much free shit-- -What are you doing? What? I was just trying to be helpful and give your sister some advice. By suggesting that she pop her husband in the balls? Yes.
Vacation Friends
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What is that? A Corvette, pre-owned? -It's a Ferrari, you dipshit. -$250,000. -Bought her brand-new. -Boom. [imitates sizzle] [Gabe] Now, Marcus, I understand a hundred dollars a hole is a lot of green for a blue-collar worker, so if you need to back out, go ahead and do it now. -Fuck you. -Fuck you. -No, fuck you. -Fuck you again. No, kiss my-- You know? Let me holla at you real quick. Can you excuse us?
Vacation Friends