Foxes are a completely nonaggressive species. -[growling] -[screaming]
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13s
Listen up, world. Allow me to introduce to you, for the first time in sacred matrimony, Marcus and Emily Parker! -Yeah! -Whoo! May this be the worst day of the rest of your fucking life!
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31.1s
I'm Harold Conway. That's my father. Oh, my gosh! Shut up. You're such a cutie. I feel like I'm meeting a literal celebrity. Hi. [chuckles] Okay! He's icy. I'm Ron. This is Kyla. Met these two animals down in Mexico. Got to know each other. Intimately. [chuckles] He didn't mean intimately. He meant… Are you wearing a military dress uniform? Oh. The buttons! [chuckles] The buttons gave it away. And you are aware that it's a federal offense to impersonate a member of the US military? -Yes, I am. -Then why are you wearing it?
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5.2s
We're getting destroyed out there. -I thought you said you was good? -I am good. You'll see. Ernesto!
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1.7s
[yodeling continues]
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3s
Here's the receipt. Northside Jewelry and Loans.
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14.3s
What the hell is wrong with you? I just got good with Harold. Pick 'em up when we win. Pick 'em up when we win? [shouting] We're losing every hole! -[birds chirping] -[man] Come on, gentlemen. Man on the tee.
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2.7s
Love that guy. Did you just tip him $100?
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4.2s
Whoa! [screaming] Fuck me!
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1.5s
[Bennett sighs]
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1.3s
[sighs]
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1.4s
-No, you didn't. -No, I did.
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7.7s
Those hot stones were-- [sobbing] Oh, my God. Not again, please. -[Marcus's mother] Oh, no. -[Kyla] What's the matter?
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3s
[shaman chanting]
Vacation Friends
1m7s
[both laughing] -[Kyla] Oh, my God! You look amazing. -[Ron] Good to see you, man. -You look so gorgeous. Are you so excited? -You been working out? Look at you. -I mean-- And you. You look… -[Kyla] Oh, my sweetheart! You guys smell the same. You smell the same. Oh! I wanna kiss you! What's-- What's-- What's goin' on here? -[chuckles] -Oh, uh… -We lost the brakes around Marietta. -Yeah. E-brake did the yeoman's work till right about now. Yo, chief! Just in case you need to move it. -[Kyla] Thank you. -[chuckles] So, I think what Marcus is trying to ask is what-- What are you two doing here? Oh! Well, you guys, we were so confused why you didn't call after México. I mean, come on. We were literally sitting by the phone for a week being like, "What?" [chuckles] But it was my bad. 'Cause the card I gave you. Old card. -You had no way to call. -[Kyla] We did a little Internet stalking. Then we found out you guys were registered at Williams-Sonoma in beautiful Atlanta. From there, it was easy. Hit every wedding in Atlanta, starting with downtown, working our way out in concentric circles. Classic circle sweep maneuver. Same thing I use to find lost kids in the cave. This time you weren't too late, sweetie. Hey, man. Get me up to speed. What do you need from your best man? [Kyla] Yay! Best-- Best man? Yeah. I mean, remember the shaman?
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2.3s
You know something? [clattering]
Vacation Friends
1.2s
Fuck it.
Vacation Friends
2.8s
I have plenty left. Where did you get all that cash from?