Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna run and jump off the cliff into the water. -You're like, "Don't cover your balls." -Yeah. So? Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like, knocked the eight ball back in the corner pocket. 'Cause now-- now my balls work, man.
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Put what away? What are we doing?
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5.5s
I'm sorry. This is a private event. It's cool. We know the bride and groom. And you are?
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You guys, let's live here forever! -Whoo! -[Marcus laughs] What are you-- [laughing] He's using a corkscrew on a regular bottle. That's not a wine bottle, man. That's not even a cork! -[laughs] -Whoa! My big, sweet dum-dum. -[Emily] Yeah, true! -[Marcus] Yep. [Kyla] Yeah! Yeah! -[Ron] My dick needs some face time! -[Kyla] Good. The room is spinning. Whoo! [Ron screams] I feel invincible!
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1.8s
My balls work because of you.
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1.2s
[whispering] What?
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1.5s
[whispering] Oh, you did.
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We-- We need to talk. Where have you been? My brother got back from golf an hour ago. I really need to talk to you about something, like, right now.
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You understand where I'm going with this? [sighs] Yes. I… I know.
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-No. -No. [whispering] Yeah. It's not. Sorry.
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6s
-Where should I get rid of this then? -I'll show you. Hey, ladies. Come here. Check this out.
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14.2s
Oh, my God! This place is insane! [Ron] Permission to shit my pants, Captain. [Harold] Permission granted. [chuckles] -[Ron] VCR! -[sighs] -It's amazing! -[Kyla] Ooh! I feel like Nancy Reagan. This should be our room.
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3.2s
[laughing hysterically]
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Well, even I don't like Waffle House. Trust me, you guys. It's amazing. -Oh, my God. Is she serious? -No, no, Mom. She's-- Whenever Ron and I are stressed or horny or I have trouble going number two-- Hey, Kyla. You know what? I think we're gonna just be here in this moment, enjoying the spa, relaxing. Yeah. Got you, Em. I swear I will stop talking, and we should get our Zen on, right? 'Cause that's why we're at the spa. [sighs]
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9s
-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. Right. She five and a half months. She ain't-- She don't look seven months at all, right? [chuckles] If she's seven months, then I'm three months.
No one, and I mean no one, talks to you the way they did at breakfast. Thank you. And I appreciate that. So, we can-- Can we just go get the ring-- You made me your best man, and with that comes a solemn oath of responsibility.
