How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
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It wasn't Phyllis. It was your grandfather and I. We just got off on the wrong foot, and he never gave me another chance.
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[whispering] I'm confused. I was taught by them to step up and do what's right, and I'm doing it. Pass me the wine. Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico where we met these two. And, uh, one night, we got really drunk. Like, like insanely drunk, like really fucked up. I was toe up, and things got a little, um… a little weird.
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Actually, no.
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Yeah, it's just, uh… just whale watching. Wait. I have an idea. We were actually gonna go to the water. We can walk you guys down, all chat and get to know each other a little bit more. -What do you say? -All right. Let's go get changed. [Kyla] Yay! I love your whole everything, by the way. -[man chanting] -[baby crying]
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[Harold] Oh. Darn it, I must have left the keys at the front desk. -Stand down. -Sir, yes, sir. [Kyla] Bye. That's so sweet. -[Emily] Thanks, Dad. -[Harold] Be right back. -Okay, look. Um, could you do me a favor? -Yeah. 'Cause I'm trying to make a good impression on her family. -Sure. -Totally. It's that you don't mention anything about the Mexico trip. Nothing. Nothing at all. Oh, Marcus. You're so funny. It's just one catamaran. It's really not a big deal. Yeah, it's not about the catamaran. Okay? It's all the other crazy shit that happened. All the insane shit, it doesn't need to be mentioned here. At all. Okay, we got you. We got you. It's just, um… Well, the, uh-- the crazy shit is one of the reasons we came here. See, something happened, and it's something intense. I just-- Um, I went to the doctor, and they found a growth in my abdomen. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Yeah, and the doctor, I guess he says it's-- it's only gonna get bigger.
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-[whispering] Grandma. -[wheezes] Oh, Emily. Is that you? Yeah, Grandma. Marcus, say hi.
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Through her vagina. Huh?
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Or make a sound. Don't say a single word. You're talking right now. No, I'm not.
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What do you mean, "Stay here," Ron? Where you going? Ron. Ron.
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Three hundred and seventy-five yards. Dogleg left. Good luck hitting over the trees. [Bennett] And no backing out.
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-It's a bet. -Fine.
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I didn't-- I didn't want you to get your shoes messy.
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We can match that.
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Ron did.
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We gonna miss our flight. We gotta get to the airport! Emily?
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We did good. [speaks Mayan] He's asking if you brought your suku'un. Wh-What's that? In Mayan ritual, suku'un is like your brother.
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Yes. A little-- Whatever. Listen. Just know that if you come at me with another sucker punch, I'ma be ready for it this time. Gabe… [chuckles] …I didn't sucker punch you. You was acting like a crazy person over a flag football game. Yeah. Right. You came in my face, and you kept saying, "Punch me." -Yeah, because I didn't think you'd do it. -Well, I did it, okay? And I'm sorry. I've apologized to you a thousand times. Can't we just move on? -Put the past in the past, right? -Yes. -Forget it. -Forget about it. Yeah. Just-- Oh, but just in case you get any ideas, I brought a friend. He owns a dojo where I train. His name's Bennett. Bennett! Come here. Meet this guy. Oh, shit. There he is. -Marcus. -Nice to meet you.