Stuber. You didn't cancel. It affects my rating. I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. How'd you afford this, Stuber? It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. I can't show favoritism in front of my other employees. You told Ashley in kayaks that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. I did that. Come on, man. The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. Just type in your destination.
Stuber
10.6s
I need backup. We need medical support at the west entrance to the Staples Center. You're good. Hey. Morris? Morris? Morris!
Stuber
19.1s
It's 5:00, Los Angeles. Quittin' time! Get home, jump in the pool, have a cold one. Because this heat wave is still working. 103 degrees at the beaches, 112 in the Valley. Let's do it! It's hot as hell, people, and the traffic is a demon. 405 is backed up from the 10 to Sunset. Two lanes closed on the... Oh.
Stuber
4.7s
Tell me you're good. Morris? Come on, kid, talk to me.
Stuber
3.9s
Stay with me, kiddo. Come on. Oh, God damn it!
Stuber
3.8s
Oh, shit! Again? Stu!
Stuber
15.4s
I'll pay for that! So you can work out without having men ogle you. Just you and your gal pals, listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. Out of the way! Get out of the way! - Are you okay? - No, I'm not!
Stuber
5.1s
Oh, fuck! Shit! Oh, Jesus Christ! Sorry!
Stuber
2.3s
"These people"?
Stuber
1.8s
God damn it!
Stuber
43.7s
Don't do that. Don't do that where you breathe like that. I'll be there. Just pick me up on your way. Oh. Sure, yeah, I'll drive two hours out of my way, in traffic, during a heatwave... to pick you up. Instead of... I don't know, getting ready for maybe the biggest night of my career. Give me your phone. Come on, come on! Give me your phone. If you're really serious about coming... then I'm gonna make it as easy on you as possible. Okay. This is Uber. - Yes, I know what Uber is. - Okay. Then you know how to get to your daughter's art show... that you definitely remembered was tonight. Okay, you're gonna need a password, so... - My birthday, how about that? - Your birthday. That's a good test. Okay. Do you have any good selfies? You're gonna need a picture. I don't know. Wow. Cool pics, Dad. Okay, look at me.
Stuber
39.2s
- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
Stuber
2.8s
You got this.
Stuber
1.2s
Fuck!
Stuber
1.6s
Leon?
Stuber
3.5s
God, it's bright. Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming, Dad.