- Nikki? - Dad! Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... but my show is over. Um, I'm alive and I definitely don't need this gun anymore, so... Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. McHenry's pulling up. McHenry? She was acting really weird tonight. Like, really huggy. - Yeah, something's not right. - Dad. What's going on? Where are you? I gotta go. Dad? What's going on? Where are the feds? I didn't think we needed 'em.
Stuber
2.4s
Call for backup.
Stuber
1.6s
Is that why you came?
Stuber
30s
What? Yeah. The back and forth... the razzing, you and me. It's the best part about this whole stupid job. It's, like, the worst part for me. Do you have any idea what it's like... to know the only reason you even have a job is because your dad owns this place? And you're balding? Fuck. I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. Yeah, but that's shedding. That's normal. Everyone has that. - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go.
Stuber
20.7s
- Did you hear that? - Becca wants to fuck! Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? - You're gonna fuck! - But then what? We just don't talk about it? Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. You open your heart. You be honest. Go. - Yeah. Yeah. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. - Lock it down. I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. Amo.
Stuber
54.1s
Yeah. Sure is. Oh, look, you've got Twitter. Perfect. What are you doing, man? "I love Ryan Gosling." - Open parenthesis. - What? What? - "So hot." - No! - Send. - What the... Look, bunch of notifications coming in. Very engaged audience. "Here are my favorite... "...Ryan Gosling movies." - No, no, no! - "Number three... "The Notebook." - No! - "Number two... "The Notebook." - What? - "Number one... "La La Land." Send. - I hate Gosling, man! - "Our leader..." What's the name of the leader? Doc Ramirez, right? - Doc? - "Doc Ramirez... "wears diapers... "because he is lactose intolerant and loves cheese." That's a lie!
Stuber
1.6s
I know, Vic.
Stuber
16.7s
The feds took over this investigation... because they're worried about a mole in the force. They know someone inside is on Tedjo's payroll. Now drop that rifle! Drop it! I'm not a freaking mole. You know that. Yeah.
Stuber
1.2s
Hey!
Stuber
20s
Come on. - What are you doing? - Get over here, big guy. After all the horrors we've been through... we've earned this. Come on. - Save it for a tree, bud. - Hey. Men can hug. Okay? And I know deep inside that... needlessly muscular body... is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. - And I want to hug that heart. - Stu!
Stuber
1.8s
You little shit!
Stuber
1.5s
Fuck you!
Stuber
1.7s
That's you!
Stuber
1.5s
Fuck.
Stuber
16.7s
- Yes? - Come on. I don't want you driving off on me. Nah. I'm all sizzled out for the day. Thanks for the invite, though. Let's go. I'm not going in there. The Sizzle Room's health grade is a B. Which I'm pretty sure stands for Hepatitis B. Look, I know you think you have more important things to do right now. - I do. - You don't.
Stuber
12.7s
I get it. It was too much for you. Oh, you mean shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man... in the back seat of the electric vehicle I lease? Yeah, it was a lot. And please don't take this the wrong way... but go fuck yourself.
Stuber
7.6s
Real men cry! Real men listen to their feelings!
Stuber
15.7s
Low battery charge. Press button to check. Ah, shit. I'm running out of power. I gotta recharge. No, we don't have time. The salvage yard is not far anyway. Well, looks like we're at the end of our road, huh? Not literally. I'll drop you up the road. This was...