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9.8s

- Is he okay? - He's fine. Just some mild tissue damage. - Pooch okay? - He's good. Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? Find him a good home.

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4.8s

- So... - Hey, honey. Can I talk to you for a second? Okay.

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15.1s

Fuck! - You shot me, man! - What the hell did you do? - You said the safety was on! - It was! Oh, my God! He's bleeding out! I killed him! You got shot in the leg. Good for you. Take Pico. Hey, asshole, get your ass back in that car.

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27s

Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? No? Watch him. I'll be back. This is bullshit, man! No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. This is a hard no for me. - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! Don't act like... you know what UberPool is, okay? You learned that earlier today.

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23.6s

Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!

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4.2s

- Hey. Here. - Hey, Howard. Thank you. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

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13.5s

- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.

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7.6s

That's the feds. It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars.

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8s

Now I paid for a driver... and I'm getting a fucking driver... with little gold stars. Come on.

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34.4s

That's the microwave, homes. What the hell? You guys just sit around... and watch fish all day? How's that? And, I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me where Amo Cortez is! "So, we can... "...fuck." Yeah. That's it. People say that. I wanna fuck you. No. "So, we can... "do the thing that we had... "decided upon." That's good, that's good. Sent. God, what have I done? Attack, Pico! What's wrong with him?

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16s

All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women with my platonic friend who I happen to be in love with. Pathetic? Sure. But it was manageable! Do you know how many people I just watched die?

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1.7s

You're quick to anger.

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5s

All right. Looking good. Keep these on the rest of the day.

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2.6s

All right, buddy.

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13s

Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. She's in the back. Come on. Let's go. Uh, no, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? Come on.

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2.1s

Stop it! Stop!

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13.3s

Amo Cortez. Amo Cortez? Leon did a minute in Lancaster. Amo was his cellmate. I overheard them talking last week. He was trying to get Leon in on something. He said it was gonna be big. You know where I could find Amo?

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4s

You're not white? What are you? Puerto Rican?

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- Is he okay? - He's fine. Just some mild tissue damage. - Pooch okay? - He's good. Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? Find him a good home.

- So... - Hey, honey. Can I talk to you for a second? Okay.

Fuck! - You shot me, man! - What the hell did you do? - You said the safety was on! - It was! Oh, my God! He's bleeding out! I killed him! You got shot in the leg. Good for you. Take Pico. Hey, asshole, get your ass back in that car.

- Hey. Here. - Hey, Howard. Thank you. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.

That's the feds. It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars.

Now I paid for a driver... and I'm getting a fucking driver... with little gold stars. Come on.

All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women with my platonic friend who I happen to be in love with. Pathetic? Sure. But it was manageable! Do you know how many people I just watched die?

You're quick to anger.

All right. Looking good. Keep these on the rest of the day.

All right, buddy.

Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. She's in the back. Come on. Let's go. Uh, no, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? Come on.

Stop it! Stop!

Amo Cortez. Amo Cortez? Leon did a minute in Lancaster. Amo was his cellmate. I overheard them talking last week. He was trying to get Leon in on something. He said it was gonna be big. You know where I could find Amo?

You're not white? What are you? Puerto Rican?