- Vic? - Stu! - Vic? - Get the gun! Grab the gun! Watch out for his fists!
Stuber
19.1s
It's 5:00, Los Angeles. Quittin' time! Get home, jump in the pool, have a cold one. Because this heat wave is still working. 103 degrees at the beaches, 112 in the Valley. Let's do it! It's hot as hell, people, and the traffic is a demon. 405 is backed up from the 10 to Sunset. Two lanes closed on the... Oh.
So, um, I know it's only August... but I think I'm gonna do Christmas with Mom and David this year. What about eating here? - It's our Christmas tradition. - No. This is not our tradition. This is your tradition. I hate coming here. Hey, Howard Wu is good people. And I like the food anyway, it's good. So, um, guess your eyes are too banged up to make it tonight?
Stuber
4.7s
You okay, buddy? You okay? Yeah.
Stuber
5.3s
How long before I can see straight, doc? When you can read the bottom line, you're good to go.
Stuber
12.9s
- You said hospital! - This is a hospital. - It's a animal hospital! - He's an animal. Oh, yeah, we'll check him for heartworms! - Get his leg. - Sorry. Sorry, sorry! All right, sorry. - Hello, Victor. - Hey, doc.
Stuber
1.2s
Stop!
Stuber
3.5s
I'll just use a regular stall. You're pathetic.
Stuber
2.7s
Where is it? Box.
Stuber
4.9s
Oh, here we go. Huh? You think you're tough shit? Come on!
Stuber
1m18s
Oh, what? I hurt your feelings? No. Actually, I feel bad for you. After seeing how you treat your own daughter... it's clear that you don't give a shit about anyone else. Wait. Are you mad at me? Or are you mad at that girl you refuse to man up to? Oh, you're gonna give me relationship advice? You spend more time obsessing over your dead partner... than paying attention to your alive daughter... who, news flash, wants to be a part of your life. You know what that makes you? - A good cop? - A shitty father! All right. You know what? You've been annoying me all goddamn day... I've been annoying you? What? I don't need a therapy session from Little Man Uber. Life is hard. That's what we signed up for. And I handle my shit like a real man. I don't bitch and moan and whine and cry... like your pansy ass! Oh, you feel like a real man, huh? Killing people, avenging, kicking ass... taking names, torturing perps. You know what? I could've called another Uber driver earlier, and you know why I didn't? Because you don't know - how to use apps! - No. Because I wouldn't find one weaker than you! You're too chicken shit to tell that girl you like her! You're too chicken shit to stand up to me! And you're a chicken shit... who deserves zero stars.
Stuber
16.3s
We don't have to be violent! We can talk! I'm not gonna sit in a kumbaya circle jerk with you... and cry like a little girl! I'm calling time out! No! No! Time out! Stop! I said time out! Respect the time out! Wait! Wait! Wait! Time out!
Stuber
6.1s
So, I need to borrow your keys to the house. Yeah, I need to get into my old storage.
Stuber
1.8s
Leon! Fuck!
Stuber
13.5s
- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.