Stu's the driver? "Ride still in progress"? I got an idea! I'm gonna throw this propane tank at them. You shoot it. It'll blow up their car! This isn't freakin' Jaws! Exactly! Just like Jaws. It's gonna work. Ready?
Stuber
4.5s
Jesus Christ. Please be a five-star ride.
Stuber
2.2s
Hey! Yo, man! What's up?
Stuber
1.8s
Dude, that's a fish tank.
Stuber
11.8s
That's too vague. "So, we can... "achieve penetration." Nope, that's not it. Don't you need a warrant or some shit? You think I'm playing games? I guess you won't miss your big, fancy TV then.
Stuber
1m2s
- Hey! - Hello. Guess who just wrote roughly fourteen paragraphs on Byron's Facebook page... about what a worthless sleazebag he is. Ah, yes. The revenge phase. Three glasses of Savah-Bee will do that to a girl. Yep, you are drunk. The alcohol is actually helping. Because it's giving me clarity. Clarity? - What kind of clarity? - Okay. Um, did I just see a penis? Where are you? Oh. Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. Did I just see a dick the size of Simon Birch, or what's going on? Don't worry. What were you saying? - "Clarity"? - Okay, I have this crazy idea. I'm feeling a lot of stuff right now. With the business and you. I want you to come over. And I want to watch... When Harry Met Sally. Remember the time we did it? Did what? Oh, my God! I don't wanna put you in a weird position... if you don't wanna do it again. Oh, no, no, no. It's not a weird position. It's a good position. You know what? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, great! Cool. I'm here! I'll just come right over. And, uh, we'll do it.
Stuber
9.9s
LAPD. Open up. What? Five-oh! Five-Oh! - Get this shit. Get it out of here, man! Get the crystal. What are you doing? There's some in the back. In the back!
Stuber
17s
Hey, Amo. Talk to me. Tedjo deal. Hey. The Tedjo deal, what do you know? It's going down. - When? - Tonight! - Where? - At the... Hey, hey! At the... Don't you pass out.
Stuber
9.1s
Vic! Vic, you okay? You should have worn a seatbelt. Oh, God. Really? Now? Sorry. I'll bring it up later. Shit.