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Faster!

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Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!

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He brought his undercover crew with him. Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. Los Angeles as well. Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? So uncool! God damn it.

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- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.

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That's the feds. It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars.

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What the fuck? I was going for his face.

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I got this. Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! Shit. - Fuck! - Fuck! Okay, okay.

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What are you doing? I'm gonna Uber us out of here myself. No, he's gonna be here in four minutes, dude. He's on the... Fuck, he took another right! How does he have 4.8 stars?

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Does anyone have a phone? Thank you. I'm gonna call 911. No! No cops. Right. - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.

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Come on.

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It wasn't fun. You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. No, no, no. You're a cop. I'm a civilian. You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. I do civilian things. I like walks. And I really wanna get into brewing beer. Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. But I cannot do that if I'm dead.

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Listen... I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass who doesn't need shit from anyone.

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You and Tedjo. The whole time. I knew all I had to give you was one lead and you'd track him like a dog. Leon, are you sure? That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. All right, Leon, where's...

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Thank you for driving.

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- Okay. - Bye. Bye.

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I just can't do this anymore. I can't have casual sex with you and pretend like I don't feel anything. I can't open a business with you and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. Okay, all right. I guess I'll find the other half somehow. No, no. Keep my money, seriously. I know it's gonna be very successful and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. But it's your dream, not mine. Wait, what? But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? No. No. Because I am in love with you.

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Are they here? Coming in right here. - Get the shit. - Bring 'em. Oh, got your ass.

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Well, switch to gas! There's no gas! It's an electric car! You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. That's what an electric car is. Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. No attitude will help. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

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