Another record-setting day in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! What kind of music do you like? I got a fully-loaded iPod. I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... world music. Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game.
Stuber
2.2s
Did you just throw those out the window?
Stuber
1.2s
Hey.
Stuber
38.4s
Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.
Stuber
16.7s
- Yes? - Come on. I don't want you driving off on me. Nah. I'm all sizzled out for the day. Thanks for the invite, though. Let's go. I'm not going in there. The Sizzle Room's health grade is a B. Which I'm pretty sure stands for Hepatitis B. Look, I know you think you have more important things to do right now. - I do. - You don't.
Stuber
11.3s
Hey! - Uber? - Yeah. Oh, my God. Okay. Be cool. Be nice. Smile. Smile. - Uber? - Yeah.
Stuber
11.9s
Very problematic. Sizzle Room. Compton. What other races can you do impressions of? Can you do me? Compton! Okay, stop just yelling neighborhoods. That's not how Uber works, okay?
Stuber
3.6s
All right. So we're done. I'll just drop you off where I picked...
Stuber
5.2s
Oh, didn't quite make it. Oh, come on. And I'm parked.
See? Didn't that feel good? You asked for help and the sky didn't fall.
Stuber
17s
Okay. Really? You're a pain in my ass, but I trust you. All right, they're making a deal in Inglewood. Watseka Salvage. The meet goes down in half an hour. Send in the cavalry. Call in SWAT. - Okay. You got it, Vic. - And, Captain... thanks for not giving up on me. You bet.
Stuber
8.9s
Vic? I know you think I'm the boy who cried Tedjo, but I got the drop location. I know this went to the feds... but I really need backup.
