Here on the range I belong Drifting along With the tumbling Tumbleweeds Where's the money, Lebowski? I want that money, Lebowski. Bunny says you're good for it. Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the fucking money, shithead? It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
The Big Lebowski
1.6s
You're Bunny.
The Big Lebowski
29.4s
That rug really tied the room together, did it not? Fucking A. And this guy peed on it. Donny, please. You know, this is the fucking guy... I could find this fucking Lebowski guy. His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude. This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. His wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug? They pee on your fucking rug? Peed on my fucking rug. That's right, Dude. They peed on your fucking rug.
The Big Lebowski
25.7s
Well, they were looking for you, these two guys. You know, they... I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes, yes. Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. Did I urinate on your rug? You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Hello! Do you speak English, sir? G, Parla usted inglés? I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
The Big Lebowski
11.7s
What can I do for you, sir? Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. Where do I fit in?
The Big Lebowski
11.7s
Mr. Lebowski, this is Duty Officer Rolvaag of the LAPD. We've recovered your automobile. It can be claimed at the North Hollywood Auto Circus there on Victory. Their hours there are... Far out, man. Far fucking out!
The Big Lebowski
19.2s
No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug. I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person? Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. You know, I'm just... You're just looking for a handout like every other...
The Big Lebowski
3.5s
And then, you know, little of this, little of that.
The Big Lebowski
3.6s
I mean, Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should...
The Big Lebowski
10.9s
Yeah. What do you think? He looks like a fucking loser. Hey, at least I'm housebroken. Fucking time-waster. Thanks a lot, asshole.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Okay, sir. You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are.
The Big Lebowski
3.3s
I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can.
The Big Lebowski
1.8s
Hey, fuck it, man.
The Big Lebowski
7.7s
Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn. Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
The Big Lebowski
2.6s
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
He's cracking. ...the whole concept of age. I mean, many learned men have disputed this but in the 14th century, the Rambam...
The Big Lebowski
4.7s
Woo? Yeah. Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
The Big Lebowski
51.2s
So, man. So? She's back, no thanks to you. Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? A million bucks from fucking, needy, little Urban Achievers! You are scum, man! Who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? Walter. I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony, gold-bricking ass, that's who I am. Man. We know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were fucking glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You just met me. You... You human paraquat. You figured, "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat. "Somebody this square community won't give a shit about." Well, aren't you?