Is he coming back? I'm afraid that was left ambiguous.
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- Dad? - Yeah. You got 1,653 followers since last night. - Oh, is that good? - It's amazing. Oh, good. What does it mean? It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed. Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting. Did you post anything since last night? - No. - Are you sure? Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody. - To who? - To that A-hole food critic. You could only send private messages to people who are following you. I think you might have posted that publicly. No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply and it let me send a message to him. Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. And it looks like he re-tweeted it to all his 123,845 followers. And he wrote back.
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Good. I'm gonna make it up to him.
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Carl... Casper. So is this for sex? Eww! Is that what you're doing this for? No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. I wanna see what they wrote. Good. Oh, shit. Hey. You can't talk like that. I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here. - That review went viral. - What does that mean? It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere. So all these people have read the review? - Yeah. - Oh, shit. - I think it's kinda cool. - I don't. - No, I mean, us doing this. - Doing what? You know, just hanging out. We hang out all the time. No, like, hanging out and doing something.
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Inez?
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- Mom cuts off the crust. - Yeah, well, I don't.
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- Oh, shit, is that gochujang? - Nothing. Nothing. - Damn, you made fucking gochujang? - Yeah, that's under the squab. But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know. - Yo, this gochujang is good. - Don't worry about fucking Riva. He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit. Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it. He says I can cook whatever I want. - Alright. Alright. - We're gonna cook like this. - Did you try that? Oh, hey. - Oh, man. That's broccoli rabe l'anchois. Check this out. This is ridiculous. - What you got over there? - I got...
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You know about Twitter? - Yeah, I have an account. - Yeah?
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Oh, oh! - Oh, man. - Mmm! Mmm. We should get some sliders. - Wow. - We should do sliders, man. - Oh, my God. - We get some King's Hawaiian bread. - Mm-hm. - Pickle, barbecue sauce. What if we swapped this out for the pork in the media noche? - What do you think about that? - Swap this for the pork shoulder? - Make, like, an Austin Midnight. - I like that. - That's hot. I like that. - That is hot, baby. Let me get one more of these. You should check this out. - Just let me cut right through. - Mmm. - Save it, dog. - I know. We're gonna save it. - Use it all up, man. - I'll give you half. - Know you can't eat your own supply. - Put it away after this.
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OK.
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- Right. - You could also log in on your iPhone. Uh-huh. You click this button here, it posts your feed so all your followers can read it.
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Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place? - Yeah. - Could you show me how to do that? Yeah. OK. So, first you click here and you have to enter your username.
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- It's good. - You bet your ass it's good. Can you turn that down, please? Oh, sorry. Arrgh!
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So, what do you want your username to be? Carl. You can't just put Carl. It has to be 'at something'. At Carl Casper. @CarlCasper.
"Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter". Why should I fuck Twitter? - You're not on Twitter? - No. You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem? It's gotta be, right? What does Twitter have to do with pussy? Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'? - Yeah. - Well, that's what it is. - It means pussy? - Like, pussy. Or, like, getting tickets to something. - Or finding about a new band. - Flash mobs. That kind of stuff. - Anything that requires a database. - So pussy requires a database? Yeah! So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.