Beware Dr. Gravity! You had to admire the Doctor's enthusiasm. I couldn't wait to meet his friends.
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4.8s
I didn't think you'd let me join the team unless I had a good story, too.
Kick-Ass 2
4.3s
All right, we'll let you off the hook this time, Battle Guy.
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2s
Uh...
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1.8s
I told you.
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
It was amazing!
Kick-Ass 2
12.7s
Um... Okay. Well, when I found you guys online, you were all swapping these awesome origin stories. I mean, Colonel, you're ex-Mafia, for Christ's sake. Yo. Don't take the Lord's name in vain. I'm sorry.
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10.6s
Dude. You got a secret elevator to your underground headquarters. Yeah. The guy I told you about owns this place. It's like a real-life bat-cave. I know, right. Oh, yeah.
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8s
I'm trying to figure out how to explain this without sounding like a complete idiot right now. Yeah, I'm not sure that's possible, Batman. I'm not, either.
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7.8s
What's all this bullshit about your parents getting killed? Yeesh, language. What? Battle Guy, care to update your résumé?
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8.8s
Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass? Because I'm Kick-Ass. You two know each other? Yeah, like since we were five.
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2.6s
This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen.
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2.6s
You've never kissed a boy, have you?
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1.9s
Welcome to Justice Forever.
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5.2s
You're the best, man! Only problem, I was still on my own.
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14.2s
I understand that you don't know who that person is yet, but you will, you've just gotta try. I don't want to. You don't know what you want. You can't. You're not an adult, not yet. Yeah, well, I've done more in my 15 years than most adults have in their lifetime.
Kick-Ass 2
9.7s
I inspired all those people to get off their asses, and now I was stuck on mine. So that night after dinner, I decided to get my old costume out.
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7.2s
Sorry. Whoa! Can't you knock? You know, buddy, it's perfectly normal for you to touch yourself... Oh, Jesus, Dad. Get out!
