I never made varsity football or got cast in the school play. Hell, I never even made honor roll. Knock out, bitch!
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First big mission's tonight and it's not community service. We're taking on some real bad guys. What, can't your team handle it? They're not you, Mindy. Remembering Tommy owns a dry fruit business. Night Bitch teaches ballet. Night Bitch? What is she? A superhero or a soft core porno? Maybe a little bit of both. Oh, God, you're plugging her? I'm gonna vom. You're like a ninja. Can't you just sneak out after Marcus goes to sleep?
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Yeah, I promise.
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There you are. We saved you a seat in the caf, but you never showed. I usually head over to the Olive Garden to carb load.
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I made a promise to Marcus. So break it. You're a superhero, remember? Mindy Macready's just a disguise.
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If you'd consider it, Kick-Ass, we'd be honored to have you join us.
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Let's hope he can handle tonight.
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What do you think? I think it does the job. People should get what they deserve. Family living in the street deserves a hot meal.
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He'd be proud of you, Dave.
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I haven't had white sugar since my first birthday. Do we need a thintervention? Come on, best way to tighten up a tummy is varsity dance team. The sign-up sheet just went up.
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Why the hell not?
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People want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
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Mmm. Okay. Let's leave the masks on.
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Sure. All right! Let's get you a mask and a costume, and we will call you Black Death. Whoa, whoa, you don't think that's just a little bit incredibly racist? I don't give a shit. I want you to put the word out that I'm willing to pay top dollar for every hired hitter in town. Come on, come on. Just talk about it first. Money talks. You wanted me to be my own man. This is what it looks like.