Wesley and Madison were known around school as "the Relationship Strobe Light." On again, off again, a thousand times.
The DUFF
2.6s
I know you miss me.
The DUFF
2.5s
Hey, what the hell was that for?
The DUFF
3.3s
Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it. You happy now?
The DUFF
11.6s
Really? With this? Does she have to film everything? Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous. My life is an audition for reality TV. So, yeah, um, I need to chronicle everything.
The DUFF
2s
It's not even...
The DUFF
15.6s
- And? - And... You're horrible. I hope you like cats. Kidding. Next mission is to talk to 15 guys. Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay? Step five: Take a few hits.
The DUFF
1.5s
Hey, Jeffrey.
The DUFF
12.4s
In the end, it's not about popularity or even getting the guy. It's about understanding that no matter what label is thrown your way, only you can define yourself. Take it from a DUFF.
The DUFF
1.5s
Maybe I'll, you know...
The DUFF
7.3s
No? Not for you? Okay. Um... Ooh. How about this? It's a little darker, kind of sexy. Hmm?
The DUFF
18s
- Who wants to know? - The only man in your life. Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life if you were the only man left on the planet. Aw. Sticks and stones, B. Speaking of stones, rock-hard abs. - No, no. - Touch them. - No, no one wants that. - Graze them. Hey, there you are.
The DUFF
15.5s
Oh. Bianca. Well, this is awkw... Sorry, were you just hitting on my ex-boyfriend? No, no. Just having some me time at my locker. - He approached me. - Oh. Totally. I agree. That could never happen.
The DUFF
2s
- Now I know you... - Ha, ha.
The DUFF
11.1s
Fine. Although I did hear Toby's gonna be at the party tonight. Oh, like that would matter. I mean, it's not like she's gonna say anything to him. - Excuse me, I might. - Mm?
