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But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are.

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[VANESSA MOANS] I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit. Don't you want your surprise? Do I look like a patient burn victim?

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I have a mission now. The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here... burn the headmaster alive... and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse. Aw. That's, like, my favorite part of the Bible.

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I'll keep it forever. [CHUCKLES] Thank you, baby.

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I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh. That guy's in a mood. [CHUCKLES] A mood that is about to get significantly worse.

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Black Evan, I don't know. All I remember is he was African-American.

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Who?

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REPORTER: ...several police cars were destroyed and the X-Men were called in to restore order.

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Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree... and I had to, uh... Uh-uh. You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. No.You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space... where it can't not hurt us ever again. Try again. Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off... but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm? Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here.

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May. Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl.

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No. Get down. What? [GUN FIRES]

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WADE: Rock... meet bottom.

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Maybe I can get you out of here.

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[TAKE ON MEPLAYING]

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Oh... That's just the most beautiful thing that I've... I don't know what this is. My IUD. A bomb? No, dick for brains. My birth control device. What, you mean that your... Baby factory's open for business. Oh, my God! [BOX CLATTERS] [VANESSA LAUGHS] Oh, my God! I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other! Oh! And I want our kid to have only one name.

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In the sky. You're my Tom Cruise! DEADPOOL: And you're my Kristen Dunst! Kristen? Kirsten?

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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [ALARM BLARING]

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I could get used to this X-Man shit. NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Trainee! DEADPOOL: Trainee! OFFICER: Get a power restraint on him. Now! DEADPOOL: Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.

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[VANESSA MOANS] I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit. Don't you want your surprise? Do I look like a patient burn victim?

I have a mission now. The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here... burn the headmaster alive... and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse. Aw. That's, like, my favorite part of the Bible.

I'll keep it forever. [CHUCKLES] Thank you, baby.

I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh. That guy's in a mood. [CHUCKLES] A mood that is about to get significantly worse.

Black Evan, I don't know. All I remember is he was African-American.

Who?

REPORTER: ...several police cars were destroyed and the X-Men were called in to restore order.

May. Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl.

No. Get down. What? [GUN FIRES]

WADE: Rock... meet bottom.

Maybe I can get you out of here.

[TAKE ON MEPLAYING]

In the sky. You're my Tom Cruise! DEADPOOL: And you're my Kristen Dunst! Kristen? Kirsten?

[BREATHING HEAVILY] [ALARM BLARING]

I could get used to this X-Man shit. NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Trainee! DEADPOOL: Trainee! OFFICER: Get a power restraint on him. Now! DEADPOOL: Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.