[COUGHS] GUARD: [ON PA] Cells seven and nine now off-limits for medical personnel. Cells seven and nine now off-limits for medical personnel.
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X-Force.
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DEADPOOL: And that is just the first five steps to a prostate-assisted orgasm.
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Welcome home, Russell. We missed you.
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Listen to me!
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Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
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Is it the kid?
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[LAUGHS] Oh, boy! He's really teeing it up, isn't he? Who gets to make the first joke? I think we should all do it at the same time. Good call. For $45, you get sucky-suck. BOTH: I only do over the pants, mouth stuff. Fuck! The Proposition has a wonderful Guy Pearce performance. WADE: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna do mine over. Give us the line again. I need your help! Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are... but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt! I can't bring him down alone. So here we are.
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Jesus. [SIGHS]
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JUGGERNAUT: You see that bus? I'm gonna shove it up your ass.
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Hello?
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Deal.Deal.
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Go! Go! Go!
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[GRUNTING] Oh! Really? All right, we could do this with four. Sugarbear. You got this, buddy! That's the stuff! That's the X-Force spirit!
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I can't protect you. [COUGHS] With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... [COUGHS] I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits. I'll start by making us a shank. Good listening. I stole that guard's pen... and stashed it in the old prison wallet, if you know what I'm saying. I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
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Relax. I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. It's a goddamn fanny pack... and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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RUSSELL: So you wear that helmet because your brother tries to read your mind? JUGGERNAUT: Yeah, but he's in a wheelchair, so even-steven. MAN: Someone's coming. It's Russell, sir. And he's not alone. HEADMASTER: Secure the children.
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[GROANS, COUGHS] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't be. Don't be. I've been trying to make this happen for a while. Please, just don't leave me. I don't wanna die without an audience. We are not going anywhere. WADE: Oh, God, I hope the Academy is watching. Just rest, okay?
