Hey there! You got the Miller family here, reporting for leisure, sir.
We're the Millers
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So cut the shit! Otherwise, I will turn this RV around immediately!
We're the Millers
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[SAW WHIRRING] [CELL PHONE RINGING]
We're the Millers
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Rose, we're good. All right?
We're the Millers
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Fuck you.
We're the Millers
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Hey!
We're the Millers
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We're not pulling over for fireworks. - Oh, oh, stern. - What? It's Fourth of July weekend. Don't be such a grumpy asshole. Pull over! No. Absolutely not.
We're the Millers
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What the fuck is this? This thing is ridiculous. [ENGINE STARTS] - Can you drive this? - I don't know. How fast does it go?
We're the Millers
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See? Even this loser wants fireworks. Fireworks! - Fireworks! Fireworks! - The kids wanna see fireworks.
Grab your things, guys. Kenny, grab my stuff. Thanks. - Here we go. - Well, looks like you're ready to roll. Gary called me first thing. He seemed real eager for y'all to come pick her up. - Good. Good, good, good. Okay. - Guess this is it, then. - Good luck to you, David. - Hey, thank you, Don. Take care, will you? Hey, yeah, listen, I would appreciate it if you kept what happened last night... all that Chinese vibrator talk, between us. - Yeah. - If folks at my church found out about that... Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no. I get it. Yeah. No, say no more. Mum's the word, okay? Before you go running off... - Yeah? - Well, last night notwithstanding... things bedroom-wise between me and Mrs. Fitzgerald... - ...haven't been a real five-alarm fire of late. - Okay. Now that I'm not working as much, we have a chance to light the flame again... - ...but our matches are wet. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. - If you catch my drift. - I do, yeah. Yeah, the matches are genitals. I get it. No, I was talking about our passion. Right. Sorry, sorry. Of course. That's the way... - That's okay. That's all right. - Yeah. So we've been looking for new ideas... and she read on the internet about this finger thing... - Don, you don't need to share that with me. - No, no, it's okay. I want to. Okay, as long as you're comfortable. - I need your advice, David. - Mm-hm.
We're the Millers
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- Great. - I have a smidge of very choice... mari-ju-ana down in Mexico... and I need it here by Sunday night. My regular courier is out because he got gunned down.