DAVID: Please don't tell me where we're going. I love surprises.
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MAN: Yeah!
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Twenty-five years in Mexican prison. If you get a happy judge.
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It's a federal crime. If I try to cross the border with more than a pound, you're talking like, um...
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Smidge and a half. It's nothing. Dude, I got rolled by the fucking cast of Annie. I come walking in here and you ask me to be an international drug dealer. This is easy money, David. All you gotta do is pop down to Mexico... go to this address, tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon. - Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon? - I am. [SPEAKS IN SPANISH THEN CHUCKLES] You don't get respect from Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right? I mean, that's white in any language. See? Big Bad Brad thought of everything.
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You're gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border?
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You could be my mule. I need someone I can trust. Go to Mexico, bring it back by Sunday night, not only will I forgive your debt... I will pay you a standard courier fee of $100,000.
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- Great. - I have a smidge of very choice... mari-ju-ana down in Mexico... and I need it here by Sunday night. My regular courier is out because he got gunned down.
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Listen, this is a fucked-up situation. But I might have a win-win for both of us.
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It's my fault. When it comes to reading maps, I sure can be an old flibbertigibbet. [WOMAN CHUCKLES] Hey. No parking here, sir. Perfect. Fucking tourists.
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I don't know. I don't think so, man. This is way out of my league.
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Oh, jeez. I'm awful sorry, officer. I don't know which way is up around here. No problem. Our city can get confusing sometimes. MAN: Trying to find our way to the zoo. It's two blocks up that way, take a left, two blocks...
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[OVER SPEAKERS] Hey little lady, don't you say maybe. Rose, the guy at the bar asked for you by name. Treat him nice. Baby, I'ma show you how to.
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Yeah. Jeez. Not good. - Although, you're forgetting one thing. - What? You don't have a fucking choice.
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KENNY: So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer? Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.
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No offense, you look like a total drug dealer. - No shit. Thanks, dude. - You could wear a disguise.
