I don't live on the streets, okay? I crash with friends. Ah. Okay. I see. So you were kind of between couches when David and Kenny found you. Are you gonna lecture me? Seriously, I'll puke. You know what, I'm not lecturing you. Okay, good. Because I don't need advice from a stripper. All right, you know what you little shit? I swear...
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Well, look at this cute little couple of hitchhikers. We're here to save your bacon.
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You bringing anything into the United States, sir? '(uh...
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- This is a little more than a smidge. - Oh, dear. Calm down. Okay? We're gonna be fine. Oh, yeah, sure, right. All we're doing is smuggling two metric tons of marijuana... across an international border in a rented motor home!
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"BRAD". Hey. Buddy. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm like an amazing sculptor. - What are you talking about? - I've been working all day. It's an orca and he's breaching and I'm balls deep in his blow hole. What the fuck? Uh-oh, something wrong? Yeah! Something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. Okay? You said "a smidge of pot." This is not a smidge. - Smidge and a half? No? - No. You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie-fucking-Nelson, man!
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DAVID: Here we go. Everybody just be cool. All right?
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Before I search the vehicle, is there anything you wanna tell me about? Because after I open that door...
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They pulled up right after you guys left. They're gonna tow us to a mechanic. They keeping asking to hold the weed baby.
I mean, these kids are pooped and we've just... I need everybody out of this recreational vehicle immediately. - I'll just put the baby down. - We'll put the baby away. Bring the child, pull over to the secondary inspection area and exit the vehicle now!
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Okay, uh, I'm gonna make a phone call real quick.
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Yeah. Yeah. I know, I can't believe it either. [ONE-EYE SHOUTS IN SPANISH] [MOUTHS] Do you see his eye? Jesus Christ. [LAUGHING] Come! Drugs now. - DAVID: Okay, great. - What? DAVID: That's great. Let's do it. Okay.
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NAVIGATION VOICE: You have arrived at your destination. The route guidance is now finished. Are you sure these guys are expecting you?
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ROSE: This thing is ginormous. I mean, it's ridiculous.
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And may this entire airplane find safe passage... and a bountiful life.
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Fucking right, it's done. Good. But I need it here by tonight or the deal is off.
