Is Kingsman really worth dying for? No, it fucking isn't! Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please! Chester King is Arthur. Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman. - Get me out of here! - Thank you, Charlie. Much appreciated. Come on! That wasn't the fucking deal!
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- Who's this? - Your target. Your mission is to use your NLP training... to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope. And when I say "win over"...
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Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.
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Posh girls love a bit of rough. We'll see about that, yeah?
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I do mean in the biblical sense. Easy.
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Or even something stronger.
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- A party? - Tonight, in London.
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We certainly will.
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- Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous. - It's a hand grenade. - Shut up! If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring. A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand. But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant. Touch the contact behind the ring... it delivers 50,000 volts.
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Are you wearing color contacts? - No! - You so are. Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious. I haven't heard anyone try that since the noughties. Excuse me? "Negging." Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value. It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
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Now, I've had a lot of fun with this. One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. A poison, harmless when ingested... but at a time convenient to you... can be remotely activated. Primed.
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In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well. How do I get it back in? Well, it's coated in one of the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man... so very carefully.
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And what about them? What makes them so special? Nothing. That technology has caught up with the spy world.