Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
17s
Are you wearing color contacts? - No! - You so are. Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious. I haven't heard anyone try that since the noughties. Excuse me? "Negging." Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value. It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6.6s
And what about them? What makes them so special? Nothing. That technology has caught up with the spy world.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.8s
We need to have patience, Eggsy.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.2s
Shoot the dog.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.4s
Eggsy, take a left.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.4s
So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.4s
Ascot requires top hat.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.8s
We ain't got much choice. You get me?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
21.6s
Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt... this is the work of the antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore... or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
7.5s
And I say to you... bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.9s
Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
14.8s
- Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous. - It's a hand grenade. - Shut up! If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring. A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand. But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant. Touch the contact behind the ring... it delivers 50,000 volts.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.4s
Is this it? Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3s
Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
8.8s
- Who's this? - Your target. Your mission is to use your NLP training... to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope. And when I say "win over"...
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.9s
Come on, bruv, he hit my fucking mum! Come back when you've grown a pair! Mugsy!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
4.6s
Not everybody would thank you for that one. The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.