But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. [light chuckle] Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, but from what I can see, a play is a play. Where's Lady Bird? She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. If you can pull out your-your scripts, I've assigned a number to each of your roles. And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. Who's playing what part? Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. [Father Walther] Danny. Nice. That's role one.
Lady Bird
19.1s
- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
10.2s
[students chattering] [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. She's a cunt. Birdy, you like her. Yeah, but she's a cunt.
Lady Bird
8.7s
Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. From Uncle Matt.
Lady Bird
4.2s
Now, I know you all miss Father Leviatch, and I can tell you that the brothers do too.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Wait, what was your name?
Lady Bird
2.2s
[upbeat music playing]
Lady Bird
31.1s
But you smoke. I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes. Never industrially produced. Never cloves. What's wrong with cloves? Can't inhale cloves. What's the point? Oh. You're not supposed to. Well, cloves were what I first smoked when I was young. So, you know, it's a force of habit. It has fiberglass. - Really? - Yeah. Rolling your own is best. Also, like... I'm trying as much as possible not participate in our economy. I don't like money.
Lady Bird
10.8s
I feel that the person who said that didn't live in Sacramento. [Lady Bird] Ah! [Jenna] I love it here. I want to send my daughters to Immaculate Heart.
Lady Bird
9.9s
[Lady Bird] I have to get out of Sacramento. Why? Because it's soul killing. It's the Midwest of California.
Lady Bird
1.8s
Is Dad depressed?
Lady Bird
1.4s
[Lady Bird] I'm ready.
Lady Bird
11s
Sorry. I was confused. - You have like... - What? - You have some sort of like blood. - What? Oh. Shit! I get nosebleeds.
Lady Bird
16.3s
[music ends] [male report] The attack came in waves, cruise missiles, followed by the F117 stealth bombers with so-called bunker buster bombs. With target a bunker believed... Lady Bird, a bunch of things arrived for you. Holy shit!
Lady Bird
9.8s
Cut to ten years later. What? Like how ten years ago, you were in first grade. Now we cut to...
Lady Bird
1.5s
Thanks.
Lady Bird
7.1s
I love your mom. Does Mom hate me? [exhales] You both have such strong personalities.
Lady Bird
15.4s
She doesn't know how to help you and it frustrates her. I wish she'd talk to me. She will. I know. Happy 18. Thanks. Do you want some?
