What is this, Joe? You want your room facing sunrise or sunset? My What?!! This is the site of our new house, man. What, like a tree house? No, like a real house. I'm moving out. We're moving out. What the hell are you talking about? My mom won't let me walk around the house without socks on. She's definitely not going to let us live out here in the woods. No one will find us out here, Patrick. This house, this land, it's ours!! We make the rules, you know? Like men!! So we're just going to move out here and, uh, build a house from scratch? How hard can it be? Hold on... what is this kid doing here? I don't know. I'm afraid to tell him to leave. I don't know what he's capable of. Forget him. Break ground with me, man. Look, I'm sorry, Joe, but I can't do this.
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Did you take anything out? No, he doesn't want your money. He just does it for sport. You know, um, I picked those flowers myself. Oh, yeah. They're really pretty.
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I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner. Uh, sort of like a.. A housewarming thing. - If you want. - Yeah, obviously I want to, but how do I.. How do I get there? Do I have to.. Be blindfolded or something? In all seriousness, it's of absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone, - not bring anyone. No one. - Yes. - This is life or death, Kelly. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
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Uh.. uh, no, I did not catch wind of that.
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Um.. I'm sorry, though.
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Bitch. Joe.
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..does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. I have.. I have thin hair. You know, you have to groom it. Oh, right. Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? Uh.. I guess you wouldn't have heard... Paul and I broke up. Oh. This isn't over, Kelly.
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You're on the news, Joe. Your dad was on K-19. Okay, please. My dad is loving every second of this, okay? No, Joe, I seriously doubt that. So, uh..
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This isn't over, Kelly!!
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Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! We have to do this for real. Ready? One, two.. A-one, two, three, four!!
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Okay, we traced Joe and Patrick's cell phones to this bus. Savanovic, Dietzel, check under the seats, see if the bathroom's locked. This is an artist's projection of what he might look like now. The beard may be a little full. They aren't here. This is a waste of real time, Davis. You can check under the bus if you want. There's not a lot of air that can make it under there, but.. Listen to me. Our son ran away about eight years ago. - I'm sorry. Did he come back? - So, he came back? - Well, it was a really hard time for us. -Uh, thank you. Jesus, we don't need this right now, sir. Are you okay? - Uh, what does he mean? - He doesn't mean anything. - You need to lean on each other. - Sir. - Oh, my God. - Get him back on the bus. - Davis. -No, I don't want to get on the bus. I'm a licensed therapist!! This is Joe's bag. It's empty- - That's Patrick's phone. - That's Joe's. Some dude had a beeper? That's dope. W-Wait a minute. What.. what is that? What does that mean? It's a Monopoly piece. MY Piece. He's taunting me. He's like the Zodiac Killer. Okay, the worst thing you can do is hope right now. I'm just letting you know.
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Cheers.
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Yeah, I'm just surprised you found a live chicken in these woods.
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Dude. Biaggio. You're camouflaged horribly.
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Oh, God. So smug. Dude, food attracts mice. And you know what mice attract? - Stupid fucking questions? - No. They attract snakes. In Italian, the word for "snake" means "the demon's cock." - No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. Whatever, dude. From here on out, - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - God, man, you're so doom and gloom all the time. Just enjoy this. It's not doom and gloom, bro. I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. I read once that animals see fear as a color. I thought you can't read. No, I can read. I can't cry. Well, there you go.
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Yup, yes, sir.
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We have water, shelter. We can put a balanced meal on the table. I mean, we answer to no one. We're men. Just now? Just happened? Just happened, man. You don't say. All I'm saying is that if anything was missing from all of this..
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Leave us, Frank. The forest is ours. You're out of your depth. You made a fool of me in front of the whole town, boy. A harlequin. He is a man grown, and his path is his own to choose. Silence, land-trunt.