I'm in love, dude. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle K. We gotta go. It's a history report, not a babe report. But, Bill... Those are historical babes. Okay. You're the ladies' man. How are we gonna meet them?
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Excellent!
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And watch So-crates.
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- What? - I'm Darth Ted.
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Of course, babes.
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- What? - Everyone is.
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...if you want to pass the course.
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- What are you doing home, Dad? - I'm looking for my keys. You haven't done anything with them? No, sir. I spoke to your principal today. - He said you're failing history. - Me and Bill... He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you? That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy, sir. I spoke to Col. Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you.
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No way!
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- Why? - They're big fans of yours.
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And something called credit cards.
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I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
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Nice try, dude.
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I'll be right back as soon as I get my books.
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Come on.
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Fourscore and... ...seven minutes ago... ...we, your forefathers... ...were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure... ...conceived by our new friends... ...Bill... ...and Ted. These two great gentlemen... ...are dedicated to a proposition... ...which was true in my time... ...just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... ...party on, dudes!