Not irrationally, though. Apply to Pittsburgh State.
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2.9s
Titties. GREG: Goddamn it!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.2s
This sexy pillow here. Oh, my God, can you just... (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Ooh, Greg, this pillow's name is Francesca. GREG: Don't joke, I can't deal with that. She's a filthy Italian woman. Please, stop!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
7.6s
That doesn't bother you anymore? Thinking about your mom? Get outta here, Greg. You've done your time. You don't have to hang around with the sick girl anymore.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
10.6s
Man, how did you not know it was the cookies? Man, it was your dumb ass yelling that shit on the bus. ILL PHIL: Yo, Greg! Did you snitch on me? He did snitch on you!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5s
Although if you don't go to college, you're also an idiot. But you already knew that.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.3s
You know that you can smoke a hornet?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2s
(GREG BRAYING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.4s
You can do it.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
17.4s
No, 'cause last time it was about Greg-acil... ...which if you recall comes in convenient gel-tab form. Look, I don't want you hanging out with me. I don't need your stupid pity. It's fine, you can just go. No, no. You got it all wrong. I'm not here 'cause I pity you. I'm actually here because my mom is making me.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
9.7s
P.S.: I'd also like for you to take some of my pillows. They'll want a good home where they'll be loved. P.P.S.: Not in the way you're thinking, that's disgusting.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
5.5s
Oh. Okay, so you don't wanna hang out? No. Thanks anyways.