Hey, Mouser, check this out. What's up, Keys? What am I looking at? Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen and then killed. The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. An NPC? That's impossible.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
Free Guy
6.8s
I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars. Why would anyone do that? 'Cause Keys and I made something great.
Free Guy
6.4s
...um, you could do so much better than that guy. You could be with, like, a good guy.
Free Guy
1.6s
And you...
Free Guy
18.8s
Is this the North Pole? Listen, dude. - Guy. - Guy. Whatever. Props on the NPC outfit, but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something. Maybe I could help you. I work alone. You have beautiful grenades. Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here, you need to have a higher level than that.
Free Guy
8.1s
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth. Now get out of here. Go be nicer. Beat it. Go, go, go. Don't walk, run.
Free Guy
3s
There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
Free Guy
15.8s
Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. But Millie's got a real instinct for these things. Antwan is a genius. He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. So we're breaking and entering now?
Free Guy
2.7s
We never dreamt this would've happened.
Free Guy
23.6s
Rabbit. Nice skin. Thank you. That's sweet. How'd you get it? Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. I have naturally dewy skin. Listen up, Neutrogena. You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. And another thing. - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! ...and it makes the game look bad. - Horrible! - Yeah. I got, like, 5% of that.
Free Guy
4.7s
Seriously, man. I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
Free Guy
11.9s
You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. We're apex predators. All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
Free Guy
1.2s
Yes.
Free Guy
19.6s
I'm pretty good. I'll see you on the inside. Select your skin. Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, big guns, bigger moustache. Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. I'm terrified. Let's do this.
Free Guy
8.6s
Portal gun? That sounds expensive. Wow, you are a special kind of noob. Thank you. You too. Turn around. Okay.
Free Guy
7s
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. Okay, bring it. Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.