You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
Ted
3.2s
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
Ted
25.3s
What, like anal? No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger. Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on! Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on! (LAUGHS) All right, knock it off! All right, I'm just saying. But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move? No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
Ted
4.9s
Well, that's perfect. Because I'm only going to need one. (LAUGHS)
Ted
3.4s
Is it 9:30? Yeah. Shit, I got to get to work!
Ted
6.4s
And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks." And you don't remember it? No, same as last time.
Ted
5.1s
I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people because I don't want them treating me differently.
Ted
1.8s
I know you do, Johnny.
Ted
4.9s
Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
Ted
8.8s
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl. They're not that bad. See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.
Ted
3.6s
I'm so sorry, Johnny. So am I, man.
Ted
2.3s
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
Ted
16.5s
I can't. John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil. And that the word "acting" apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
