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Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis? Couple of Brew-stoyevskis? Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski? Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski? That's a good one. You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski. No, that doesn't work. Don't ruin it. No. Bullshit! That totally works. TED: No, no. Yeah, it does. It doesn't work. The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so... I just thought we were saying funny names. No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. Otherwise, where's the challenge? If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.

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You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.

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I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.

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I am so fake-happy for her.

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How's work? It sucks.

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Who are you?

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TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.

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Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.

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He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

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So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.

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I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.

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Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!

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We sure did.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GASPS) Ooh!

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(METAL SCRAPING)

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(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.

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Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.

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