He knows he screwed up huge but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault. I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No." He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.
Ted
6.2s
For some reason I thought you were going to be taller. I thought you were going to be funnier. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Ted
2.5s
I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Ted
1.7s
I don't know if I can drive!
Ted
29.1s
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man? Sorry. Look, Johnny, I know you're pissed, all right? But just listen to me for five seconds. I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex. What? I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her and maybe take some of the heat off you. And there he was, picking her up. They were going to the Hatch Shell. You're fucking unbelievable, you know that? How stupid do you think I am? If you think that by making shit like that up you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you over her you're out of your fucking mind. Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you. You know what? Get out of here.
Ted
8.2s
I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me. Stand up straight when you're talking to me.
Ted
7.1s
Uh... Hi, my name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins.
Ted
4s
Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
Ted
1.3s
Thanks for coming by.
Ted
1.2s
Johnny!
Ted
1.5s
Hello?
Ted
9s
Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
Ted
5.6s
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
Ted
7.2s
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
4.1s
See, that's why I watch these things. That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
